Work/Web3/02

Angstipan®

Client $ANGSTIPAN
Role Concept, brand, copywriting, WebGL, web design and development
Year 2026
Stack HTML / CSS / JS, WebGL, GSAP ScrollTrigger, Vercel
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A memecoin launched as a pharmaceutical brand. The once-daily treatment for Post-Trench Stress Disorder.

The brief

Most token sites are a mascot, a contract address and a buy button, scrolled past in seconds. $ANGSTIPAN needed a site the timeline would screenshot on its own, with the joke landing instantly and the token mechanics still clear.

The 30-second spot
The trench and the field, drag to compare
The trench and the field, drag to compare
The self-assessment
The self-assessment
Real survivors, real fields
Real survivors, real fields

The work

We committed to the bit: a full pharmaceutical brand for Post-Trench Stress Disorder, with a symptom quiz, mechanism of action, testimonials, prescribing information and fine print. A WebGL swarm of tablets converges as you scroll. It ships as static HTML, CSS and JS with no build step, so it opens instantly from any link on X.

The screens

Angstipan® desktop screen
Angstipan® desktop screen
Angstipan® desktop screen
Angstipan® desktop screen
Angstipan® mobile screen
Angstipan® mobile screen
Angstipan® mobile screen
Quiz, hero and testimonials on mobile
Quiz, hero and testimonials on mobile

Deliverables

  • Pharma-parody brand system and copy
  • WebGL tablet swarm hero
  • Interactive symptom quiz
  • Zero-build static site, instant load on mobile
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